Front: The process of aging is a lot like squattin' with spurs on...

Inside: It's awkward, it's a big pain in the butt, and after awhile it can leave permanent marks! Hunker down and have a Happy Birthday.

Features:
• Full color interior
• Colorful envelope included
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks
• Made in the U.S.A.

Artist: Crash Cooper

Size:  5 1/2" x 7 1/4"