How come there’s never a pandemic Kids T-Shirt

In your dreams.

Features

• Available in Unisex Short Sleeve or Hooded Sweat Shirt
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

How come there’s never a pandemic that gives me a bigger penis or nightvision or something? T-Shirt