I don't understand why hoping a zombie apocalypse Kids T-Shirt

Better be prepared. 

Features

• Available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

I don't understand why you keep hoping for a zombie apocalypse when your body size, skills, combat ability, cardio level, and general worthlessness will obviously lead to you being eaten first T-Shirt