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Name: If You Can't Read This Speed Opener
Brand: Bar Supplies
SKU: OP-KC-TOODRUNK
Price: 7.50 USD
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If You Can't Read This Speed Opener

$7.50 USD

If You Can't Read This Speed Opener

$7.50 USD

Are your eyes fooling you? Or are you really that drunk? Either way, this bar blade is a great way to open beers.

Summary

Stylish and fashionable bar blades
Made of solid Stainless Steel
Printed using permanent Kolorcoat™ process
Design decorates both sides of the opener

Additional Info

Dimensions: 7" x 1.55"

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