You Are The Exit Liquidity Sweatshirt | insider trading satire, market cynicism
$29.95 USD
Sale price $29.95 USDRegular price
A clean, satirical crewneck that riffs on market culture with a faux-official seal and a tight punchline. The front shows a circular “bureau” emblem with a minimalist dollar-mark motif and small-type copy beneath that reads a wry, market-cynic line in muted black with a neon-green accent. The aesthetic is high-contrast minimalism—bold typography and a neutral base—made to read instantly on feeds and at rallies of online finance commentary. It connects directly to the trading/prediction markets satire trend with an edgy, jokey tone that lands for readers of finance news and viral market memes.
Product features
- Embroidery decoration available at chest or wrists
- Made in Nicaragua
- Adult sizes only
- Gildan 18000 — 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- No side seams (tubular knit)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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