I Read There's a Magic Formula Kids T-Shirt

Or a gasoline.  

Features

• Available in Youth and Toddler sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

I read there's a magic formula you can drink to help forget your last relationship. It's called bleach T-Shirt